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GillBilly Brand "Mollie" T-Shirt
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About GillBilly®, the brand and the people...

Managing Partner Captain Lonnie Ryan

Our website and its illustrated growing collection of sportswear offerings is a celebration of the attack of the creature of the depths commonly known as the GillBilly®. Please don’t get us wrong, we realize the necessity of this primeval race in the food chain and many a little 6 inch fish in the sea would not survive as long into their golden gill years if some bored reverse hat wearing “dude” hadn’t pulled them onto their hook and returned them to the sea after a grin of supreme authority and prowess.

Showing their parents that the wise investment in a new toy (a few hundred thousand dollar boat and a lot of fuel) can show a return (a few fish) is a noble endeavor, although by now that probably isn’t a valued priority in the parental offspring monitoring process. That spare room was now long ago left empty by that rebellious youth, and has been converted into a room for such crafts as gluing colored gravel onto a framed palette to form an elongated cat to create something called a “mosaic”, or storing that 20 volume home improvement set of books where Gillbilly® used to stack his Black Sabbath albums. A CD collection and a rack of fashionable gold Penn reels have now replaced the old album collection. Standing back with the crew and admiring the docked jewelry reminds one of Pee-Wee Herman admiring his growing scrap foil ball.

The weekend really kicks off when GillBilly® starts that fishing boat and opens the first beer. Occasionally we in an adjacent boat can manage to go back to sleep during the idling process only to be awakened by the cavitations of swirling props fighting to gain purchase on the ocean for forward and reverse motion. If this somewhat stealthy sound creeps into your dream you may think you are being sucked into a vortex or up a straw.

Later, upon completion of the day of fish kill blood lust, the returning troop that was a bit too preoccupied by emptying beer cans must now find a place to clean the newly captured booty. A more seasoned GillBilly® proceeds to show us his patented speed fish cleaning process. How he didn’t cut off a finger, we don’t know. And why he now throws the ravaged carcass in the drink to rot and smell up the marina, we can’t figure out either!

We marina residents that witness the arrival of all this pomp and color on Thursday thru Saturday are all rewarded for our patience by the exodus on Sunday and the restored peace on Monday. We keep telling GillBilly® about the fish market in town, but for some reason he is programmed to bypass the trip there and instead hit the bait dock to purchase little fishes designed to catch bigger fishes. What a concept!

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